Used Car Shopping
"Nice. Black on black, nice tint... I wonder if their daughter's hot?" -Ben, shopping for used cars
View ArticleJack of No Trades
"Well I ain't no professional knower or anything..." -Jamie, on politics
View ArticleSixth Panty Sense
Challis: Jamie, I get the feeling you aren't wearing panties. Jamie: It's not like your sister ever wore underwear. Challis: Yeah, but my hands weren't inches away from my her lady-parts as I'm trying...
View ArticleBeauty By Darkness
"Beauty is only a light switch away." -Washboy, on darkening standards
View ArticleManscape Definition
MP: So you manscape that downstairs area? JM: ...is that like landscape... but... with....? TH: BUT WITH YOUR BALLS!!! Yup! -JM, not the brightest bulb in the fixture
View ArticleSad Country Song Remedy
"If you play the song backwards then your wife comes back to you, your dog comes back from the grave, and your truck starts running again." -Tyler, on the remedy to sad country songs
View ArticleLook Out, Lesbians Below!
"I have two lesbians in my downstairs." -Challis, describing her neighbors
View ArticleAwkward Home-Schooler
"At work, a little girl informed me she was home-schooled... well, I just didn't have the heart to tell her she would grow up to be socially awkward." -Park, on leaving the worst for later
View ArticleDistaste for Non-Drinkers
"It's hard for me to trust people who don't like beer." -Park, on liquid trust building
View ArticleSquat with Spurs On
"If I can leave you with one piece of advice let it be this: never squat with your spurs on." -Park, on sharp commentary
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